O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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