I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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