I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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