That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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