So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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