Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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