Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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