just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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