I wish i was in the wii world.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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