Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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