Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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