No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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