what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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