you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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