You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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