Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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