She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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