In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
smell my finger.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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