Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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