I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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