do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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