I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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