some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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