I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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