Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
We smell like vodka and hangover
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
