508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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