Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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