I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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