help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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