we made out on top of his cat.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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