But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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