all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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