He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You have to summon your inner elephant
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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