Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It's never too late to be topless.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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