I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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