I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
