@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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