why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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