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Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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