I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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