Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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