she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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