Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I had to cum in my sink.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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