Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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