I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
My orgasm happened in two different decades
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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