used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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