Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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