So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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