I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
where are my eyebrows?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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