If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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