i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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