I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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